I’m sorry I can’t live up to your expectations, anon?? See also: you’re rude

dampsandwich:

the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

This IS a game of “Who the fuck are you”!

• Name: Megan
• Age: 17
• Height: 5 foot (maybe 5’1”??)
• Weight: in the range of 76-79 lbs?? i think
• Relationship status: single well maybe idk 
• Birthday: January 11
• Favorite color: purple
  
• Favorite Musical Artists: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Green Day
  
• Last song listened: Mercenary - Panic! at the Disco
• Favorite movie: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 
• Last movie watched: The Hobbit
• Favorite book: Harry Potter series
• Last book read: Nevermore - James Patterson
• # of siblings: 2
• # of pets: 4
• Best school subject: math i guess
• Mac or PC? PC
• Cell phone type: Samsung Mythic
• Current shirt color: Spongebob yellow
• Gamer? i guess so idk i’m not like hardcore or anything 
• Day or night? night
• Summer or winter? winter
• Most-visited website? probably tumblr
• Celebrity crush: Martin Freeman
• Biggest turn on: um i guess hands they’re so nice

deserttsong:

i walk a lonely road 

the only one that i have ever known

mychemicaladdiction:

I’D RATHER GO TO HELL THAN BE IN PURGATORY [RIPS SHIRT OFF] CUT MY HAIR [DONS MASK] GAG AND BORE ME [LOADS GUN] PULL THIS PIN [STEALS CAR] LET THIS WORLD EXPLODE [DRIVES OFF INTO THE SUNSET TO START A REBELLION AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT]